Hey, nerds, Listen, I don’t want to do spring cleaning, either. No moms do. It’s a fucking urge. It’s primal. You look around at all of the piles that have turned into furniture and the dust and cat hair have to do something, but doing something is harder than living with the tumbleweeds of cat …
Hey, nerds, Anyone else have daffodils and crocuseseses jumping up for attention in their yard or neighborhood? I do. Even the bright blades of green are enough to get me smiling. And my groundhog count is up to two. No turtles yet, but I am known to stop traffic to help a little shella fella …
Dear folks who talk too loud, bonus kids, weirdos, and the ones who sit in the back, I just had a meeting yesterday where I was asked who my People are. Like who is the audience for Melissa Motherfuckin’ Cynova? It’s you guys. It’s the guys in the in-betweens. I was also asked if I …
Hey, nerds, I didn’t want to do a newsletter in February about love or self-love because honestly, that type of shit is starting to feel like a smile on the face of someone who is bleeding out really slowly. So, what I want to talk about today is the Three of Swords. We’re often told …
Hey, guys, It just – literally a few days ago – felt like the New Year to me. It’s been a slog, man, these last few years. Everyone I know has a hurt or a longing and they’re just dangling out there like exposed nerves. Best to keep to your folks and stay low to …
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