Hey, nerds. I was over-brushing my teeth yesterday when I realized that I was surrounded by magical spells. I know that sounds silly, but we’re going to break it down for you. This is #kitchentablemagic, baby. Well, it’s slightly dirty bathroom magic, but who doesn’t like things slightly dirty? Bathroom Magic (look closely at the …
Hey, guys, Summertime. Bees are buzzing. The sun is shining. Today, I ate the perfect nectarine at the perfect time and it was bliss. Other than those three things, I fucking hate summertime. I only like to be outside when I’m in a pool, and even then, I don’t want the sun getting all mouthy …
Hi, nerds, No, a star didn’t come up in the SW side of the Easternmost metro area in the middle-ish of Missouri in nearly the middle of the United States… No. My husband, Joe, and my children, Frog and Axolotl, are welcoming two new kiddos to our family. (Well, technically adults) BUT they were not …
Hi, nerds, I have said in the past (in Kitchen Table Magic (CHA CHING) that words are important, they plant seeds, and then they grow. That’s why we call them Spells. When folks (like you) have been through emotional trauma (like we all have) it’s really important that we become attentive to our inside voices. …
Hey, nerds, Listen, I don’t want to do spring cleaning, either. No moms do. It’s a fucking urge. It’s primal. You look around at all of the piles that have turned into furniture and the dust and cat hair have to do something, but doing something is harder than living with the tumbleweeds of cat …
