Hey, nerds. Can we talk about feelings for a second? I don’t know if Gemini is on her period, or whatever is going on with Space Algebra, as my friend Billy says it, but my god the feelings. I can’t hardly advise you on a broad spectrum, but I wanted to share something with all …
Back to School: Elbows Out, Tits Up
Hey, nerds, I love back to school. I loved school and was really, really miserable while I was in it. Here is high school Cynova. – Totally uncomfortable at all times. – 120 pounds, 5 foot, 4 inches and convinced I was fat and also ugly. – Suuuuuuuper into girls but convinced that I would …
Bathroom Magic (don’t be gross)
Hey, nerds. I was over-brushing my teeth yesterday when I realized that I was surrounded by magical spells. I know that sounds silly, but we’re going to break it down for you. This is #kitchentablemagic, baby. Well, it’s slightly dirty bathroom magic, but who doesn’t like things slightly dirty? Bathroom Magic (look closely at the …
Very Victorian Summer
Hey, guys, Summertime. Bees are buzzing. The sun is shining. Today, I ate the perfect nectarine at the perfect time and it was bliss. Other than those three things, I fucking hate summertime. I only like to be outside when I’m in a pool, and even then, I don’t want the sun getting all mouthy …
We’re Expecting!
Hi, nerds, No, a star didn’t come up in the SW side of the Easternmost metro area in the middle-ish of Missouri in nearly the middle of the United States… No. My husband, Joe, and my children, Frog and Axolotl, are welcoming two new kiddos to our family. (Well, technically adults) BUT they were not …