Hey, nerds. I was over-brushing my teeth yesterday when I realized that I was surrounded by magical spells. I know that sounds silly, but we’re going to break it down for you. This is #kitchentablemagic, baby. Well, it’s slightly dirty bathroom magic, but who doesn’t like things slightly dirty? Bathroom Magic (look closely at the …
Very Victorian Summer
Hey, guys, Summertime. Bees are buzzing. The sun is shining. Today, I ate the perfect nectarine at the perfect time and it was bliss. Other than those three things, I fucking hate summertime. I only like to be outside when I’m in a pool, and even then, I don’t want the sun getting all mouthy …
We’re Expecting!
Hi, nerds, No, a star didn’t come up in the SW side of the Easternmost metro area in the middle-ish of Missouri in nearly the middle of the United States… No. My husband, Joe, and my children, Frog and Axolotl, are welcoming two new kiddos to our family. (Well, technically adults) BUT they were not …
Just Be Kind To Yourself
Hey, guys, It just – literally a few days ago – felt like the New Year to me. It’s been a slog, man, these last few years. Everyone I know has a hurt or a longing and they’re just dangling out there like exposed nerves. Best to keep to your folks and stay low to …
What’s Love Got To Do With It?
Hey, nerds, I didn’t want to do a newsletter in February about love or self-love because honestly, that type of shit is starting to feel like a smile on the face of someone who is bleeding out really slowly. So, what I want to talk about today is the Three of Swords. We’re often told …